Sunday, 7 June 2009

My Old Man's a Dustman...

Things I have realised this weekend:

1. I am attracted to boys who look good in my flat cap.
2. I am infinitely more skilled at not giving a damn, than caring a little bit.
3. My lust for cheese when hungover will always outweigh my need to communicate with other human beings.

Hush now child....



I wish I had stuck to my guns and never told anyone.

There was a reason I kept it my secret. Thank you for reminding me why.